When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

~anonymous~

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

I don't smile because someone might be in love with it,
I smile because there are weirdos in love with my frown.

Whoever said that anything is possible, obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door

After a year in therapy,
my psychiatrist said to me,
"Maybe life isn't for everyone."

Don't wait on the corner of the street, in the rain, for her to finally fall in love with you, you might catch a cold

There may be consequenses for every choice...but may I have choices for what the consequences are? :)

If life were a box of chocolates....then hell, give me some!

I don't care what you think about me, because it can't be half as bad as what I think about you...

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order. (Like it should be...)"

~I read this somewhere and loved it! Enjoy!