All the good things in life are either
ILLEGAL. IMMORAL. or FATTENING.

Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade om the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

-Anon

Go ahead and talk about me but i have some advice click your heels together and say "i need a life"

Life isn't a garden so don't be a ho

(c) Copyright

When life throws you lemons, make lemonade then hunt life down throw him to the ground and pour the lemonade in his eyes and say "Thats for throwing lemons at me you dirty lemon throwing biatch"
-Rhys (c)

Penguins are taking over the world and lammas are going to save us.... my friends kat told me that

If life were a box of chocolates...I wouldn't eat it.You don't know where that chocolate has been!

A good friend will bail u out of jail,
but uR best friend will be seating right next to u in the cell saying,
"dang, we sure screwed up this time!"

**not mine but i lOve It.

Roses are red violets are blue
AIDS are spreading so watch who you SCREW!

Help me.
im at the police station.The police caught me and filed a case against me.Posseeeion of good loooks im doomed.i need some1 ugly to bail me out.so hurry you lot help me,.get me out