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I don't see why teachers give us assignments that cant be done in one night, when obviously they are going to be left till then.. |
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. |
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You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear |
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If practice makes perfect but no one is perfect. Why practice? |
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. |
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe him, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you have to touch it to be sure? |
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If somobdy tries somethign on and asks you if they look fat just say.. |
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Kids in backseats cause accidents, |
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When life throws you lemons......... bring out the tequila! |
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Dont tell me how to live and I wont tell you how to die |