Roses are red
violets are blue
God made me beautifull
wtf happened to you

The most intelligent thing I've ever heard anyone say:

"Jeez, my thong is giving me a wedgie..."

T.T

"you never really realize how big the world is until you get pushed out of a plane."- jon clodfelter

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks your dead!

I AM NOT LAZY.................................
im energetically chalenged!!!!!!!!:)

Life is like a box of condoms.. No matter which one you pick, your gonna get screwed..

*You talk mad crap but say it without a trace, come on hunnie be a big girl and say it to my face, cause if u cant walk da walk then dont talk da talk, cause fake lil biitches like u get outlined in chalk*

Girls+Chocolate=INSTANT LOVE

^^Alright i can admit it =-]^^

When some one tells you nothings impossible, tell them to try dribbling a footbal.

.it's funny until someone gets hurt.
...then it's f...ing hilarious!...