Other Funny Poems

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  • My trip to the moon (9)

    by katie!

    I travel to the moon in a giant pair of knickers
    With frilly bows and pompoms and a pack of jacobs...

  • Story Time (9)

    by Matthew A.

    One, two
    I have to poo...

  • A toast (9)

    by Pieman16

    When you moved onto my street,
    All I thought about was the day we’d meet...

  • Pie! (9)

    by Pieman16

    Pie
    My one true love...

  • Men Are Like... (9)

    by writer girl

    Men are like laxatives...they irritate the shit...
    men are like Bananas...the older they get, the...

  • Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
    You help me see things through...

  • Homework Song (9)

    by Unknown2Thyself

    Homework, Oh homework,
    I hate you. you stink...

  • My heads getting all fizzy
    I'm starting to feel dizzy...

  • A raccoon waking through the door.
    And stepped onto the hard wooden floor...

  • Piranha like pains spread
    Inside like hard rain...

  • Stroop! (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    I can't write in colour here
    But you'll know what I mean...

  • Murder Most Fowl (8) 4

    by Paul Hirst

    I admit it I did it I stilled her
    I picked up my axe and I killed her...