I travel to the moon in a giant pair of knickers
With frilly bows and pompoms and a pack of jacobs...
One, two
I have to poo...
When you moved onto my street,
All I thought about was the day we’d meet...
Pie
My one true love...
Men are like laxatives...they irritate the shit...
men are like Bananas...the older they get, the...
Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
You help me see things through...
Homework, Oh homework,
I hate you. you stink...
My heads getting all fizzy
I'm starting to feel dizzy...
A raccoon waking through the door.
And stepped onto the hard wooden floor...
Piranha like pains spread
Inside like hard rain...
I can't write in colour here
But you'll know what I mean...
I admit it I did it I stilled her
I picked up my axe and I killed her...