Humpty Dumpty...
in fact was an old drunken grumpy...
Losing
Ones...
as Jesus walked on
water he began to feel...
Math is a language, although not in words
And I know by many, it isn't preferred...
*This is just a poetry conversation between me...
(Allen...
Monkeys here, monkeys there, monkey swinging...
~My friend Kiley wrote this but I liked it a lot...
Sitting on the loo
Trying to do a poo...
One day a frog hopped in the forest,
It never seen another beast...
To my party we shall go.
In my pants you are invited...
Ever since high school started,
everyone's losing their virginity...
There once was a penguin that lived in a tree,
He had no bathroom and really had to pee...
Queefs can happen in a gym,
On the treadmill or while you swim...