Creatures that come in the night
don't sparkle like Edward...
I'm so glad to be
a kite runner's wasp or bee...
Chinese man rings boss.\"Me No Work,I...
Boss Says,\"When I\'m sick i sex my wife,try...
...
im cool i used a...
Mary had a little lamb
She thought he was so silly...
Hey Blue how do you do?
Hey Blue who was that pink fool that always fowled...
"Just relax" is what he said,
But it's easier said than done...
Oh how you fill my lungs with eagerness
Placing my lips to you is sweeter then a kiss...
What am I?
I am a biscuit...
** Should be read with the tune 'Yesterday' by the...
Yesterday...
Along the beach I walked,
Bikini bottom inching up...
I've taken a day off work sick,
Because my boss is thick...