My wife and 4 children
just moved into a small...
*This poem was written for the "The fast...
What\'d hell is Musk Oxen...
My job is hard to take,
It ain't no piece of cake...
Getting chased by a bat
is unlucky sh*t...
Hairy little frog shaped hippo's
flying straight at me duck...
Aliens?
yes aliens we all know...
There once was a man named Jake.
He owned a very big snake...
Sitting in these little buckets.
Paddles in our hands...
Got snot in my nose
And pain in my head...
“Hey! Hey you! Will you please stop...
Hello? Who said that? Is somebody there...
When your sitting on the John
And the toilet paper's gone...
~janine:this is for you~
Ill say a joke and...