How Dogs and Men Are the Same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed...
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud...
I didn't write this either i just like it.
Heart is not a play thing...
As I strode out one Summer's night
I saw a man in sordid plight...
Batman and Robin
as a child sent my heart throbbin...
An intricate carriage,
Suddenly arrives...
Squirtle is coloured a nice sky blue.
Question it, you do...
I'm gona watch some fireworks tonight,
Gona wrap up warm, and huddle up tight...
Trying to find comfort from an uneasy sleep
Finally, through bloodshot eyes I peep...
His name is Fluffy ;
Fluffy the dust bunny...
Have you seen my rainbow
I lost it the other day...
I'm starting to feel wobbly
Not like myself at all...