Can your pee-pee not aim? (28)

by Chelsey

If I have to scrub pee off the floor again
I swear I'll make sure all your bodily functions...

Roses are red (1)

by Jessica Taylor

Roses are red
violets are not...

When Wishin' in Ireland (14)

by Twisted Heart

Be careful what you wish for
when you find a leprechaun...

Drunken Poet (1)

by AI

There have been some drunken poets
And so many of them are great...

The three sports

by The Spirit of Ash

*dont worry I'm not racist or anything, i heard...
Three of our sports were created by three races...

Wine and tequilla (4)

by Juan

I went to a dance,
and talked to this killa...

I'm Drunk (22)

by Simon Hayes

The cold is night
The round is world...

Emo Kid. (16)

by Not Bulletproof

I sat at the front and they threw sandwiches at...
And I cried because I'm emo and I'm ugly...

Harry Potter Nerd (24)

by kiesha

I am a Harry Potter nerd.
Yes, I confess, it's true...

I Hate Barney !! (1)

by Eyes_Of_Rain

I Hate Barney !!
It's true I cannot lie, about all of this anymore...

I Know You So Well (1)

by Eyes_Of_Rain

I Know You So Well
I know where I must touch or push...

The Silent one (3)

by Kelley

Silent but deadly it moves through the air
I keep my eyes forward and pretend not to care...