Other Funny Poems

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  • Ice Cream (2)

    by Denise Hernandez

    Ice cream is good. I hate how it melts. Ice cream...
    Pistachio, chocolate, vanilla too. Strawberry...

  • Anointed with Oil (2)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Drill baby drill a little bit faster
    No need for a deep water disaster...

  • Goof (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I just took a shot of eighty proof.
    I'll cut that old tree over our roof...

  • There once was this woman you see
    Who was irascible as could be...

  • Use Me, Abuse Me (1)

    by Timothy

    You use me,
    You abuse me...

  • Why the Cat Purrs (2)

    by Corinne

    There once was a Persian Pussycat
    Who always loved to pounce...

  • Lousy Letter Poem (6)

    by Corinne

    A bit of silliness written for a challenge on...
    I'm writing to you, my dear darling one...

  • Longest Poem Ever (2)

    by Daniel Milano

    This poem looks like it's short,
    But indeed it will not stop...

  • Football Flags (2)

    by thisisme

    I sit here watching this game
    like a person who is about to fall...

  • Jailbird (11) 2

    by Daisy if you do

    Trying to find comfort from an uneasy sleep
    Finally, through bloodshot eyes I peep...

  • Just read this.... (3)

    by letmedie2night

    Whats six inches long
    has white coming out of its tube...

  • King Leo (5)

    by Ingrid

    King Leo
    On the vast Savannas...