Other Funny Poems

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  • McDonald's Daydream (10)

    by Faithless

    The first time I saw your eyes
    You were eating McDonald's apple pie...

  • Help Im drowning ! (2)

    by SadieAnne

    At the pool one sunny day .
    A new life guard did you say...

  • My Two Cents (9)

    by Faithless

    Hungry for comments
    Negligences for romance...

  • Iguana (4)

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    There once was a rare old iguana,
    Who survived only on marijuana...

  • Just Me (6)

    by JXD

    Call me all the names you want
    I know I'm not a geek...

  • I am nothing but a chameleon;
    so what does that say...

  • This was a story written by predominantly by...

  • Smile.

    by StandStill

    I'm going to write you a happy poem,
    haven't done that in quite some time...

  • Party hard (1)

    by Derek dl

    We party like tanks,
    we party till dawn...

  • Fun Insane Asylum (4)

    by SoUrNameIsTia

    Lock us up,
    close the door...

  • Once I woke up in the night too sleepy to walk
    I could not find the way to the toilet or yell or...

  • Stay Back You'll Get It Too! (1)

    by Pink Romance

    Im feeling sick and getting worse.
    I think Id better see the nurse...