I wrote 9 poems in the bath last night,
Every stanza...
I lock all the doors and the windows I latch
You might be cunning but your prowess I match...
I'm going to write a poem
And try to make it rhyme...
It's funny how you
Don't miss the silence until...
The name is Claus,,, Santa Claus
yes, all said, in a Roger Moore pause...
I was home alone..
Reading a letter under a candle light...
It’s 3am and all through the house;
Not a creature is stirring...
Back then Admiral Hornblower controlled
all the coast of Spain where he waylaid...
My Grandma Grey has a secret..
I discovered it quite by chance...
On a mission, to lose weight
but my will is weak indeed...
To my brilliant doctor
I asked...
Should I write a poem,
That uses all my brain...