Oh that mountain I did climb
When I reached the top what did I find...
Kevin is a splendid chap you know
I've watched him my whole life...
I finally went to a strip club
To see about all of this hub-bub...
An actor delivering
his lines...
My God haunts, all the heretics,
Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...
We all have our
Bad habits that we...
You may not know this,
But I can guarantee you...
The Puddle
As I sit there as calm as can be if you step on me...
H3r3 !$ @ p0£m
0f @ d1ff3r3n+ k1nd...
Why waste three short words
when you can stretch them way out...
Well I'm a supermarket Greeter
and I'm very pleased to meet ya...
What am I?
I am a biscuit...