Violets are blue
roses are red...
East to sea
west to land...
Getting chased by a bat
is unlucky sh*t...
Homework is the devil, there's never enough
Teachers don't care if they assign it and it's too...
Dirty Dan McGuire
By Mark Spencer...
This guy walks into a pet store and and sees this...
I didn't write it but oh well...
I strut my stuff in my G String
I bang in my G string...
Lacey
what more should I say...
Ya know how if u step on something sharp and the...
~Rom-girl~
I was 9 years old when I wrote this- still laugh...
Okay, I am a little neurotic,
My yen for cleanliness is somewhat exotic...
I woke early one morning,
the earth lay cool and still...