There once was a rare old iguana,
Who survived only on marijuana...
One bright lazy summer's day
While crossing a river bed...
So....
Upon my return the shire...
It makes sandwiches,
It makes the best toast around...
THE TEAR, THE FROWN, AND THE SMILE
Remember me dear, I’m your tear, that night I...
Death stalked the streets,
Well maybe stalked is too strong...
Mary had a little lamb
She thought he was so silly...
Hey dude what's your problem!
Go pick on someone your own size...
The raven's arrived
at the stroke of midnight...
lapping your lower lip brings
overwhelming joy to me...
I need more tuna,
for my two minute noodles...
I cannot read music very well,
I have a very limited skill...