I was not one born to love felines
I don't trust those sneaky bloody cats...
Realisation
of how much weight I had lost...
Math is a language, although not in words
And I know by many, it isn't preferred...
This is a thing that I can't have
The delicacy for those eternal hosts...
Ever notice how
Janis carries such close a...
It is just so funny when a guy comes up to you,
Hits on you with a pick up line and expects it to...
My First Time Ever
By: Joseph Blake...
Death to Poetry by oNice
I hate poetry, yes I do...
 (not mine but ave fun with this one lol)
 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car...
Silent but deadly it moves through the air
I keep my eyes forward and pretend not to care...
Now Alfred, no fooling with Miss Rella
You don’t want to end up like a peasant tree...
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color...