Problem is I've had to wait all day, now my patience is whispering impatient thoughts

Hey… you ever see a dog in a diaper?
…….uhh….
XDlol
R.M.D.S.

A good quote is an E=mc2 of a poem. A good poem is an E=mc2 of a story. A good word, at the right moment can blow the world away.

I do not claim to be smarter than specialists, except in their chosen field!

To this day, I have yet to meet a fellow individual who freezes their Charleston Chews, as well as anyone who knows what one is.

It's not that I take myself too seriously, it's that others don't take me seriously enough.

Choose a colour!

If my Gran taught me anything it’s that earthquakes are just god farts

"smile is an icon not on desktop but on our face to find happiness easily
create more shortcuts as to remember often
love to smile so your opponent never fails to love you"

The more I tell myself to shut-up, the worse I get.