"I like the way this girl operates! She showed me her butt before she shows me her face! Is she a stripper?"
~ Onizuka (Great Teacher Onizuka)

"That painting is large and unattractive. It reminds me of your mother." ~ Richard Moore speaking to his daughter (Detective Conan)

I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.

Okay, "anything is possible" is a total lie! You CANNOT SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR! I TRIED!

There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

You're more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

I'd jump in front of a bus for you...As long as its not moving.

Just for fun, trust me you will smile!

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching. =)

When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!

You're like a Chia pet...you're kind of funny looking but you're beginning to grow on me.