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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident. |
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Hey autocorrect, stop messing with my damn curse words. You mother forklift. |
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Next blocked number that calls me I'm answering |
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And I'll make no apologies. I'm into phonography, and I like my bluetooth, buttons coming loose, I need my hands free. Then I let my mind roam, Playing with my ringtone. |
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In my world, everybody eats rainbows and poops butterflies. |
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You know you're bored when You Google yourself |
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Notes to self only work if you remember to read them. |
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"She lookks good in leather...damn she's bad ass" |
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The most wonderful thing that happened to humans is meeting their friends that stayed with them. I am not human so I use the word human. |
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I don't really care who the hell are you . |