Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!

Im bobo and that means im awesome. oh and for those who dont know how to pronounce it its bow-bow (like bow and arrow not bow down)lol

Off like a pussy in the rain gettin' wet. need me text :)

Go head piss me off... 100% inaccurate!!! yeah that's right! you will be the ass to my glory centipede! Bit****!

Step on my pride. it doesn't matter its just a pride i can recover in no time.
step on my shoes, though i'm short i can break your jaw.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but your the one who feels the warmness inside.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Last night I lay in bed, and gazed at the stars, thinking to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

Friend at house: Hey you have a bathroom?
Me: Noooooo, we shit outside.