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If life gives you melons, ask for bananas instead, theyre much nicer! |
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"Where's Chris? |
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The clever scholar questions who you are, but the wise scholar knows that the question he has is irrelevant, and should instead focus on other things. |
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If micheal jackson was an animal,he would be a camilain. he can change colors! |
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Why dont you flush the toilet.... Saves on gas!!! (boyfriend kyle) |
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"Go get me an animal. I'm half naked and I can't move." -my best friend |
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Even the ass of a dog sees the light of day |
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You know it, |
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Il tell you i love u till the day i die when we get married! |
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What candy should you eat when you're dying ? --> life savers |