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  • It looks like a car ran over your face... multiple times.

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  • Your so easy a caveman can do you.

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  • I'm not short damn it...... I'm just, vertically challenged

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  • Among the Stromatolites a long time ago!. "This calls for an early retirement"

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  • I'm bringing sexy back
    as a matter of fact my chain does hang low so smack THAT. though I advise you not to because I'll end up burning all your fingas. Cause I'm hot like that. Don't need a lighta, OH!

    by Kaetaj
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  • Dont make me snap my fingerz in a Z formation, exclamation, hip rotation, head circulation! elbow elbow wrist wrist girl u just got dissed! what! break a wall waterfall girl u think u know it all but u dont i do so poof with the additude !!!!! >:D

    by so lost
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  • Now I get it!! Why it's called a workstation, you can actually sit in front of it and do absolutely nothing!

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  • Shut off the lights, Lay in bed. Close your eyes and count to 10 .

    by Jessica
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  • Me: I'm gonna laugh so hard the day you get killed for goin up to a black girl and tellin her that her clothes don't match.
    Friend: Nah I would never go up to a black girl and say she don't match. That's like tellin her that her weave is crooked!

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  • Mesa bobo yousa whoeva yousa is

    by Dontay
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