I know I am an acquired taste. If you don't like me, you need to acquire some taste. Or go fcuk yourself. Whichever. |
If I cannot say it tongue in cheek |
Lighten up on the cologne bro. You want the girls to barely get a hint then ask to lean in. Not smell you from the parking lot. |
Roses are red |
Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check. |
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? |
Bipolar patients with grandiose delusions are essentially high on themselves. |
Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine. |
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things. |
I think pet shops should give a free laser pointer with every cat purchase. |