I see you, spider... I see you hiding in the corner all flat and pressed against the ceiling... My old foe, I will find a way to get to you...

That awkward moment when you have characters in your book fighting and you get all worked up writing it

Who will help me slay the jabberwocky?

I'm singing to my dog and he is falling asleep... Freaking adorable

Don't follow in my footsteps
I run into walls...
...and trees...
...and the unsuspecting stop sign...

Found an old notebook with a bunch of my old poems in it... Most of them suck

Mcdonalds R Burgerking they're both fast food so ill take a foot long from subway but having a taste for chinese...i look in my pocket and what do i see i just laughed and said ill have some more left over roast beef

My neighbors cat is a reincarnation pornstar.
-Tessa Hazzard

That awkward moment when you get more shares on a photo than the amount of friends....
that never happens.
-Tessa Hazzard

The HALLMRAK channel is where good actors and actresses go to die!