Dont chat with me if u r not going to use emoticons >_<
it makes me feel im chatting with some emotionless robot ;-;

Guess who is still together after all the crap they have been through? My butt cheeks.

I feel like an earthquake but its not my fault!

Three square meals a day? ... Dude please... My plate is round!!

I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? ....If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why does anyone care what the NRA thinks? We didn't ask the Klan for civil rights legislation.

"It's hard to kill a ghost with an imaginary Light Sabre!"

Im a disney freak and i know it

When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside.
-Me to the fridge.

Does "RN, BSN" stand for "Really Naughty, Beautiful Seductive Nurse"?