At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

I should warn him. Or, maybe i'll just hide.. Oooh i like that plan.

Popularity: Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how friggin cool you look saying it.

Happiness is getting drunk after having a glass of water..
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I have skittles in my mouth, you wanna taste the rainbow?

If at first you do not succeed; failure might just be your style?

Roses are red violets are blue.
but violets are purple so what's with the blue.

-my friend came up with this one too.

Actual conversation:
Him: You are such a b***h!
Me: I take that as a compliment.
Him: Oh really
Me: Yea because I'd call you a d**k, but you don't got one!

Dont follow in my footsteps....i run into walls .

Feel safe at night. Sleep with a LiFEGUARD.