Funny poems

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  • Female Comebacks!
    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before...

  • Emo Kid. (16)

    by Not Bulletproof

    I sat at the front and they threw sandwiches at...
    And I cried because I'm emo and I'm ugly...

  • Poems-and-quotes (16)

    by Switchblade89

    It's not really that funny but I had nowhere else...
    A place I can put my thoughts, feelings, and...

  • Boyfriends Prayer (16)

    by Ian Costello

    This is a response to Alicia's poem a Girlfriend's...
    Dear heavenly father full of grace...

  • He Wouldnt Leave Me Alone (16)

    by Heather M Craig

    Don't Ever Get Aim,
    Repetive Message Pops Up...

  • So... Hot (16)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Boy you think your so damn hot.
    Well I'm here to tell you that your not. Other...

  • Mobility Mayhem (15) 7 HM

    by Milly Hayward

    I have a new mobility scooter
    with big wheels, lights and bag...

  • The Science of Deduction (15) 7

    by mossgirl19

    Playing Sherlock, one day in his crazy life
    He decided to deduce, deduce, deduce...

  • Acrostic, a second chance (15) 3

    by Mr. Darcy

    Don't be daft
    Everything is...

  • Once upon a twisted fable
    In a Topsy-turvy world...

  • The house feels so empty without you
    Everything seems so out of place...

  • Love And Lust (15)

    by End Of Eternity

    There is a beauty on my block
    But her husband is so mean...