Funny poems

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  • Call disaster! (14)

    by Switchblade89

    I pick up the phone ready to call her,
    but...oh no! I forgot her number...

  • Happy Times (14)

    by Matthew A.

    How could you do this to me
    are you so blind that you cant see...

  • You stand there
    With your finger up your nose...

  • *written by a friend of mine*
    1. Ahhhh, it's cute...

  • 10 good movie ideas (14)

    by *~broken~hearted~*

    1. bring your own food and stuff it in your pocket...
    2. in a crowded movie that just came out, yell out...

  • Redneck Christmas (14)

    by Mark Spencer

    It were the night before Christmas,
    And all around the shack...

  • Piggy Wiggy (Limerick) (13) 7

    by mossgirl19

    There was once a purple pig
    Little puddles it did dig...

  • Probable Cause (13) 12 HM

    by Milly Hayward

    Billy Bromms is a borrower
    You know the type I'm sure...

  • Drink! (13) 11 HM

    by Mark

    Drink! Drink! A rowdy crowd sways
    The heartfelt sighs of a hard day...

  • Bored (13) 6

    by Maher

    Senryus are weird.
    To me, they make no real sense...

  • Georgie-The Vampire Mouse (13)

    by Daisy if you do

    Georgie-The Vampire Mouse
    Georgie was a vampire mouse...

  • My Name is Martin (13)

    by Crystal Rose Blooming

    My name is Martin just so you know
    I seem to cause trouble where ever I go...