Funny poems

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  • The kiss (13)

    by kimmy perry

    I ran up the covers
    and pulled up the stairs...

  • (Author's note - I've not been a very active...
    Xx The Fall Of Humpty Dumpty xX...

  • My neighbour has a little kid,
    For friendship's sake let's call him Syd...

  • I Love a Doctor (13)

    by audrey harris

    I must admit
    that I'm in love...

  • Running Naked (13)

    by carissalynn

    Go! i run naked into the street
    my little white butt the people meet...

  • Caffeine (13)

    by Corinne

    They say coffee helps your migraines
    But I have my suspicions...

  • Turning thirty is a milestone
    The one that inside we all dread...

  • Right Side of the Bed (13)

    by Romantic Lover

    Oh my goodness, I didn't even hear my alarm go off
    I hope my boss is not mad, and at me he would...

  • If you can say this then say it so i think i know...

  • If Every Day Was Tuesday (13)

    by Twisted Heart

    Every Tuesday morning, I get to go and see
    My favorite doctor in the world, cause I'm in...

  • Waiting (13)

    by Gem

    Standing outside the corner shop
    Dreaming of your touch...

  • I take another mouthful
    Out of this chilled glass...