Funny poems

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  • You find it on the floor or under a rug,
    it’s being traveled by on every living bug...

  • My Advice to you (13)

    by Angel Sanctuary ©

    I’m going to give you a list of advice
    Advice that I did not receive...

  • My Waterloo (12) 7

    by CJ Maleney

    For every man who signed the line
    Every man knows there may come a time...

  • The Mouse (12) 6

    by CRAFTY KEN

    THE MOUSE
    Hey folks, I’m Maestro the mouse, Mom gave me...

  • Deceit (12) 5

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    I've been creeping round now for some time
    I'm sorry that I lied...

  • Internet dating (12) 10

    by Michael

    Image exposed.
    History disclosed...

  • My Potty poetry (12) 6

    by Michael

    Peddling my pedestal of potty poetry
    I feel flamboyant, and carefree...

  • Shopping bag woes (12) 5

    by deeplydesturbed

    Shall I carry thee to the car to sit?
    Thou art heavy and thou weigh mine wrists down...

  • Will Give Love for a Cup (12)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Let the storms buffet the trees,
    just make cups of espresso...

  • 8 a.m. and it's the usual
    Yawn, stretch, brush my teeth...

  • Our Silly House Guest (12)

    by Maple Tree

    We have a guest that lives in this house
    it's not an insect or a fluffy white mouse...

  • Growing Up Without a Clue
    Never had a perfect shape...