Funny poems

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  • At a new school (12)

    by emptysole

    Mummy Ive got to go,
    the wait is to intense...

  • I dunno!!??? (12)

    by SHYSTY23KO

    The alley was the best place to play,
    You could find me there all day every day...

  • Mommy bought these socks for me
    They can do a trick, wanna see...

  • Teenage Joker. (12)

    by Megann Lee

    I see where this has gone, yes I do.
    I cannot do much about it though...

  • Inside a kitty's mind (12)

    by Feline Fatigue

    (This is not a conventional poem or anything like...
    I'm staring at you...

  • No Peas For You Today (12)

    by LipstickLullabies

    There was a boy who was quite so bad,
    He drove his mother bloomin' mad...

  • Cartoon Cartoon (12)

    by NothingGoldCanStay

    As a young child
    I would sit and watch...

  • Too Many Questions (12)

    by Twisted Heart

    My child arises each morning
    A million questions he has in his mind...

  • Tiller (12)

    by Tiller

    Tiller, you are so tall,
    Tiller, why are you gay...

  • The Girl with Many Arms (12)

    by HOLLY ARMER

    I met a sweet girl
    with a half dozen arms...

  • My Little Buddy. (12)

    by Megann Lee

    I have a friend Who is very dear to me.
    He is rather yellow, and can float around you see...

  • I remember being a young child
    Scared to go to the dentist to get my teeth filed...