Funny poems

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  • How Dogs and Men Are the Same
    1. Both take up too much space on the bed...

  • Tomorrows what?! (12)

    by Brandi

    Today is tomorrows yesterday
    though yesterdays tomorrow is today...

  • Oh, What A Day! (12)

    by Romantic Lover

    Oh, what a long day
    Meetings one after another...

  • The Girl with Many Arms (12)

    by HOLLY ARMER

    I met a sweet girl
    with a half dozen arms...

  • Tiller (12)

    by Tiller

    Tiller, you are so tall,
    Tiller, why are you gay...

  • At a new school (12)

    by emptysole

    Mummy Ive got to go,
    the wait is to intense...

  • 8 a.m. and it's the usual
    Yawn, stretch, brush my teeth...

  • Shopping bag woes (12) 5

    by deeplydesturbed

    Shall I carry thee to the car to sit?
    Thou art heavy and thou weigh mine wrists down...

  • I didn't write this either i just like it.
    Heart is not a play thing...

  • Our Silly House Guest (12)

    by Maple Tree

    We have a guest that lives in this house
    it's not an insect or a fluffy white mouse...

  • Inside a kitty's mind (12)

    by Feline Fatigue

    (This is not a conventional poem or anything like...
    I'm staring at you...

  • My Little Buddy. (12)

    by Megann Lee

    I have a friend Who is very dear to me.
    He is rather yellow, and can float around you see...