My mind is reeling
Yet not knowing a feeling...
I hear that in aussieland,
They have massive spiders...
Today is tomorrows yesterday
though yesterdays tomorrow is today...
This goes out to people
whose breasts aren't quite yet there...
How Dogs and Men Are the Same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed...
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud...
SPELL *I HOP* THEN SAY NIS
EEEEWWW YOU`R NASTY...
With a girl,i went on my frist date,
as usual to her place i was very late...
I didn't write this either i just like it.
Heart is not a play thing...
There is a magic place where you can learn
where teachers can be fair but often stern...
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Cheese, I thought...
As I strode out one Summer's night
I saw a man in sordid plight...