My child arises each morning
A million questions he has in his mind...
Tiller, you are so tall,
Tiller, why are you gay...
I met a sweet girl
with a half dozen arms...
I have a friend Who is very dear to me.
He is rather yellow, and can float around you see...
I remember being a young child
Scared to go to the dentist to get my teeth filed...
My mind is reeling
Yet not knowing a feeling...
I hear that in aussieland,
They have massive spiders...
Today is tomorrows yesterday
though yesterdays tomorrow is today...
This goes out to people
whose breasts aren't quite yet there...
How Dogs and Men Are the Same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed...
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud...
SPELL *I HOP* THEN SAY NIS
EEEEWWW YOU`R NASTY...