Funny poems

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  • Too Many Questions (12)

    by Twisted Heart

    My child arises each morning
    A million questions he has in his mind...

  • Tiller (12)

    by Tiller

    Tiller, you are so tall,
    Tiller, why are you gay...

  • The Girl with Many Arms (12)

    by HOLLY ARMER

    I met a sweet girl
    with a half dozen arms...

  • My Little Buddy. (12)

    by Megann Lee

    I have a friend Who is very dear to me.
    He is rather yellow, and can float around you see...

  • I remember being a young child
    Scared to go to the dentist to get my teeth filed...

  • Absence (12)

    by Mayo Child

    My mind is reeling
    Yet not knowing a feeling...

  • I hear that in aussieland,
    They have massive spiders...

  • Tomorrows what?! (12)

    by Brandi

    Today is tomorrows yesterday
    though yesterdays tomorrow is today...

  • Breasts (12)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    This goes out to people
    whose breasts aren't quite yet there...

  • How Dogs and Men Are the Same
    1. Both take up too much space on the bed...

  • A Fart! (12)

    by Samantha (Sam)

    A fart can be quiet,
    A fart can be loud...

  • I hop (12)

    by KeEzY

    SPELL *I HOP* THEN SAY NIS
    EEEEWWW YOU`R NASTY...