Funny poems

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  • Inside my Balls. (11) 4

    by deeplydesturbed

    Squirtle is coloured a nice sky blue.
    Question it, you do...

  • Coffee (11) 3

    by Maher

    May the ghosts of grinders find you
    and in every tea cup haunt you...

  • Man Flu (11)

    by Mark Rawlins

    I've never had a period, it's true.
    I've never suffered labour pains like you...

  • Disaster Date (11)

    by Unknown

    As I primp before my date,
    I make a mental checklist, just in case...

  • The diet (11)

    by Ole Carsten

    The diet
    Standing in the kitchen...

  • Super lips (11)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Oh his name it is nothing
    His age it means less...

  • Fireworks Tonight.... (11) 4

    by Dreamofolwin

    I'm gona watch some fireworks tonight,
    Gona wrap up warm, and huddle up tight...

  • Jailbird (11) 2

    by Daisy if you do

    Trying to find comfort from an uneasy sleep
    Finally, through bloodshot eyes I peep...

  • Fluffy The Dust Bunny (11)

    by Hollymariee

    His name is Fluffy ;
    Fluffy the dust bunny...

  • Tongue Twisters (11)

    by Poet on the Piano

    Shy Shelly shockingly shakes salt shakers, shaming...
    Libby likes leisurely licking lemon limes lightly...

  • Stupid Girls (11)

    by Bugg

    I'm tired of their endless chatter,
    Those girls in my 1st block class...

  • Snot Funny (11)

    by Robert Meuser

    Snot Funny
    I have a cold...