At night the darkness creeps up on me
Fulfilling the entire room...
I'm starting to feel wobbly
Not like myself at all...
Don't you love your own farts?
i know mine are just swell...
I've never had a period, it's true.
I've never suffered labour pains like you...
The diet
Standing in the kitchen...
Clicks and clacks
dings and dongs...
Trying to find comfort from an uneasy sleep
Finally, through bloodshot eyes I peep...
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree...
Another CC&P challenge:
Ohhhh...Sunny, Sunny...
I have waited all winter just for this,
to finally be in a restful bliss...
Everyone says that death is scary,
but I know now that it's a lie...
I’ve loved you since
We first met...