Funny poems

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  • At night the darkness creeps up on me
    Fulfilling the entire room...

  • Intoxicated (11)

    by Gem

    I'm starting to feel wobbly
    Not like myself at all...

  • Peeeeeeee U! (11)

    by melly xx

    Don't you love your own farts?
    i know mine are just swell...

  • Man Flu (11)

    by Mark Rawlins

    I've never had a period, it's true.
    I've never suffered labour pains like you...

  • The diet (11)

    by Ole Carsten

    The diet
    Standing in the kitchen...

  • Fruit cake (11)

    by cameron

    Clicks and clacks
    dings and dongs...

  • Jailbird (11) 2

    by Daisy if you do

    Trying to find comfort from an uneasy sleep
    Finally, through bloodshot eyes I peep...

  • Poem for us girl (11)

    by Paige

    I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
    And I can justify any shopping spree...

  • Bull Whip (11)

    by Ann Stareyes

    Another CC&P challenge:
    Ohhhh...Sunny, Sunny...

  • Going Fishing (11)

    by Robert

    I have waited all winter just for this,
    to finally be in a restful bliss...

  • Dinner With Death (11)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Everyone says that death is scary,
    but I know now that it's a lie...

  • I’ve loved you since
    We first met...