Funny poems

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  • Acceleration (11)

    by Michael D Nalley

    While traveling in the fast lane of life
    I had a quick conversation with my wife...

  • Coffee (11) 3

    by Maher

    May the ghosts of grinders find you
    and in every tea cup haunt you...

  • Disaster Date (11)

    by Unknown

    As I primp before my date,
    I make a mental checklist, just in case...

  • Intoxicated (11)

    by Gem

    I'm starting to feel wobbly
    Not like myself at all...

  • Speeding on down the road
    Wind blowing through my hair...

  • Thats Gonna Cost You (11)

    by all because of him

    I was such a fool
    How could I have been so stupid...

  • Why is Valentine's such a big deal?
    It ticks me off, so this is how I feel...

  • At night the darkness creeps up on me
    Fulfilling the entire room...

  • Aunt Flo Visits Again -
    This poem was written for a poetry challenge...

  • Bull Whip (11)

    by Ann Stareyes

    Another CC&P challenge:
    Ohhhh...Sunny, Sunny...

  • Poem for us girl (11)

    by Paige

    I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
    And I can justify any shopping spree...

  • Words That Rhyme (11)

    by Cristian Teo Regalado

    Do you drink Mountain Dew,
    Does it rhyme with you...