Funny poems

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  • (Not sure where to post so i'll put it here...)
    I don't wanna fall in love...

  • Diamond's are a girl's best friend
    The biggest lie ever told...

  • Thinking Inside the Box (11)

    by Twisted Heart

    On my way home from school one day
    I saw a cardboard box...

  • Voices In My Head (11)

    by Twisted Heart

    Several people make their home
    Right inside my head...

  • Acceleration (11)

    by Michael D Nalley

    While traveling in the fast lane of life
    I had a quick conversation with my wife...

  • Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
    "Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long...

  • Turned on by the Dentist (11)

    by *Chels & Britt*

    I remember being a young child
    Scared to go to the dentist to get my teeth filed...

  • Fartings No Crime (11)

    by Sean Dohr

    I've had problems with gas in the past.
    Sometimes, they just slip out too fast...

  • Twisted & Tangled (11)

    by XxbleedxX

    [*Try to say soldiers shoulders 10 times fast
    Hehe Its a Hard one...

  • Bull Whip (11)

    by Ann Stareyes

    Another CC&P challenge:
    Ohhhh...Sunny, Sunny...

  • Dinner With Death (11)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Everyone says that death is scary,
    but I know now that it's a lie...

  • Emo boy (11)

    by ScarletHaze

    I'm a little emo living my little emo life
    i try to be a goth but i just can't get it right...