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I've never had a period, it's true.
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I was walking down the street
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by Michael

Batman and Robin
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Twas the night before Christmas
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Thats Gonna Cost You (11)

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I was such a fool
How could I have been so stupid...

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Chocolate, thick and oh so sweet
From a spoon, it's you I eat...

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by Kim

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by Gem

I'm starting to feel wobbly
Not like myself at all...