Funny poems

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  • Fartings No Crime (11)

    by Sean Dohr

    I've had problems with gas in the past.
    Sometimes, they just slip out too fast...

  • Twisted & Tangled (11)

    by XxbleedxX

    [*Try to say soldiers shoulders 10 times fast
    Hehe Its a Hard one...

  • Bull Whip (11)

    by Ann Stareyes

    Another CC&P challenge:
    Ohhhh...Sunny, Sunny...

  • Dinner With Death (11)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Everyone says that death is scary,
    but I know now that it's a lie...

  • Emo boy (11)

    by ScarletHaze

    I'm a little emo living my little emo life
    i try to be a goth but i just can't get it right...

  • Words That Rhyme (11)

    by Cristian Teo Regalado

    Do you drink Mountain Dew,
    Does it rhyme with you...

  • Poem Of Rhymes (part 1) (11)

    by Matthew A.

    This is a poem that I hope is right,
    since I wrote this poem in the middle of the...

  • I want to write a poem
    but i don't know what about...

  • Crazy Bus Driver (Multiple Senryu) (11)

    by †JustAri†

    Crazy bus driver
    I only want to go home...

  • LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding?
    STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a...

  • Blame the P.M.S (11)

    by Destiny

    I hate you i scream, as you glare at me cause I'm...
    Craving food, and I'll fight for it too, I'm...

  • Random sH** (11)

    by tea lady

    This is a little poem
    because I'm o so bored...