Always the bridesmaid never the bride,
i think about this as we pose for pictures...
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree...
Admission is free so pay at the door
pull up a chair and sit on the floor...
I’ve loved you since
We first met...
Why is Valentine's such a big deal?
It ticks me off, so this is how I feel...
Woman.
The name's just right...
Angel Of Death:
I am the dark and gloomy Angel of Death...
I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot,
That my bad luck was going to change...
I’m playing Solitaire
In my computer as...
I have waited all winter just for this,
to finally be in a restful bliss...
L.A LAKERS GOT IT AGAIN
0.4 LEFT, DOWN BY ONE...
There's a crab sat in my sandwich
or so my dear husband said...