Funny poems

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  • Always the bridesmaid never the bride,
    i think about this as we pose for pictures...

  • Poem for us girl (11)

    by Paige

    I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
    And I can justify any shopping spree...

  • Not Rite (11)

    by The Flame Within

    Admission is free so pay at the door
    pull up a chair and sit on the floor...

  • I’ve loved you since
    We first met...

  • Why is Valentine's such a big deal?
    It ticks me off, so this is how I feel...

  • Woe-man (11)

    by Monique

    Woman.
    The name's just right...

  • The Angel Of Death (11)

    by Mark Spencer

    Angel Of Death:
    I am the dark and gloomy Angel of Death...

  • The Genie From Hell (11)

    by Mark Spencer

    I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot,
    That my bad luck was going to change...

  • Solitaire (11)

    by vanessarrr

    I’m playing Solitaire
    In my computer as...

  • Going Fishing (11)

    by Robert

    I have waited all winter just for this,
    to finally be in a restful bliss...

  • Los Angeles Lakers #1 (11)

    by KRAZYCHULA

    L.A LAKERS GOT IT AGAIN
    0.4 LEFT, DOWN BY ONE...

  • A Crab in my Sandwich (10) 6

    by Milly Hayward

    There's a crab sat in my sandwich
    or so my dear husband said...