Many thanks to CC & P's Date Poem Challenge...
TOM...
There are tomatoes in grandpa’s garden
He guards these red fruits like a jail warden...
Through thick and thin you taught me
The way a teacher should...
I dont like diarea
i just dont like to shit...
I'd love to throw it at the wall
Hit it every time it calls...
I heard this one before, i didn't make it up but i...
* You have to say it really really fast...
I have a sneeze
I hate the smell of Frabreeze...
The dog from hell fell down a well he broke his...
Reasons To Date a Soccer player!
1. We know how to kick it...
Oh what a heinous crime
I swear it isn't mine...
I hear the Ring
and answer the Door...
After dinner I always get the same treat,
A huge bowl of that yummy ice cream...