Funny poems

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  • Oh My God! I'm A Vampire! (10)

    by Mr Anonymous

    What’s going on?
    Since that strange man bit me...

  • The heavenly warmness fills my body
    The smoothness is like a warm caress...

  • The Grocery List (10)

    by Twisted Heart

    With list in hand, I hit the door
    Grab the cart, skid cross the floor...

  • Can you say dis? (10)

    by Stacy Ferguson

    I know that you know i know what you know..if you...

  • Your like the abc's (10)

    by M1ss L0v3

    A-adorable
    B-beautiful...

  • A doctor (10)

    by Rachel RTVW

    There's a doctor that I work with, but I won't say...
    He's always mean and nasty, everyday is just the...

  • Tough Job (10)

    by Bryan Raff

    I work 23 hours a day
    Just for one hour of play...

  • That Dreaded Beep (10)

    by *Charisma*

    I'd love to throw it at the wall
    Hit it every time it calls...

  • Procrastinator (10)

    by *Charisma*

    I'm such a procrastinator
    I waste my time away...

  • Sexy Stops at Sixty (10)

    by *Charisma*

    This is a little advice
    For those trying to be what your not...

  • I shave my legs,
    I sit down to pee...

  • Robot boy. (10)

    by ♥Jessie♥

    Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life.
    They were a normal, happy husband and wife...