Funny poems

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  • A toast (9)

    by Pieman16

    When you moved onto my street,
    All I thought about was the day we’d meet...

  • College Days (Form - Senryu) (9) 4

    by Augustus Black

    Cracks teacher's query.
    Blue eyed girl smiles at me; bliss...

  • **Dedicated To Porcy, who has not yet lived!**
    I am a little worried about a good friend of mine...

  • Purple! (9)

    by Kirsty palmer

    I've always liked the colour red,
    Or maybe blue instead...

  • Eric's Eggplants (9)

    by RicaLo

    ***Say this five times fast***
    Eric's evil eggplants eats every elegant egg...

  • - - My first ever tongue twister?
    One day I wanted a brownie batter blizzard...

  • Im jealous ;) (9)

    by My name here

    As i watch you with that girl. Looking at her...

  • Story Time (9)

    by Matthew A.

    One, two
    I have to poo...

  • What a relief (Senyru) (9) 3

    by Mr. Darcy

    I awake and sense
    a warm wetness down below...

  • Boys... (9)

    by jenae

    God made toys,
    And Then made boys...

  • The dangers of texts! (9) 5

    by AngelaLuisaCory

    The Dangers of Texts
    Written for a very young friend (only 22) who I...

  • To begin with the list that I want to talk about
    A hope that the people stated here don't shout...