I knew it was going to go wrong,
I knew if I indulged I would suffer...
When you moved onto my street,
All I thought about was the day we’d meet...
If you should go to the zoo on Callivary Square
You'll find an odd assortment of wild life living...
The Dangers of Texts
Written for a very young friend (only 22) who I...
I'm a calamity.
I have nothing smart to say...
It comes in all sizes
It comes in all shapes...
I've always liked the colour red,
Or maybe blue instead...
I had a visit to the hospital,
Over the weekend...
To begin with the list that I want to talk about
A hope that the people stated here don't shout...
***Say this five times fast***
Eric's evil eggplants eats every elegant egg...
One, two
I have to poo...
As i watch you with that girl. Looking at her...