If you should go to the zoo on Callivary Square
You'll find an odd assortment of wild life living...
Come on he soothes, you'll be fine
Reassuringly, placing his hand in mine...
Out in an isolated land
Lives a hopper and an ant...
Grazing in the field
Mooing all throughout the day...
God made toys,
And Then made boys...
It comes in all sizes
It comes in all shapes...
Why do I need a man?
To help me open doors...
A young man named Jack
oh how he liked to...
With the smell of cheese
it always makes me sneeze...
Ahhh the Gnomes
Those terrible Gnomes...
I've always liked the colour red,
Or maybe blue instead...
Documentaries and Sport
A channel full of History...