Funny poems

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  • Dum di dum (9)

    by SECRET

    Dum di dum di dombum dum di dum...
    ~*try if for 5 times you\'ll get it...

  • I was going to sit down and make a rhyme
    but it seems i can't keep thoughts in my mind...

  • Mother's Gone (9)

    by Twisted Heart

    I hear the car door, then I hear her leave
    There's no one in the house, Except lil ole me...

  • Many pills with many names,
    And chemicals galore...

  • My Grandmother (9)

    by Jessica

    As I stare
    At the lady...

  • Sex (9)

    by Serena

    A guy will say or do anything to your face,
    just to get you back to his place...

  • No (9)

    by Imogen

    NOOOOO!
    Please no...

  • The Worst Student (9)

    by Kaitlyn

    I'm the worst girl in the class
    Who always makes the noise...

  • My trip to the moon (9)

    by katie!

    I travel to the moon in a giant pair of knickers
    With frilly bows and pompoms and a pack of jacobs...

  • A poem for the girls(guys take note) (9)

    by BrOkEN dReAMs sEAleD wId a kIsS

    *I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL IT ENTERTAINED ME*
    I shave my legs...

  • Story Time (9)

    by Matthew A.

    One, two
    I have to poo...

  • God made love
    and made it true...