Funny poems

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  • Dimple Gum (9)

    by OHgreenman

    Breath fresh with sugary stick
    Exploding gel in every lick...

  • What a relief (Senyru) (9) 3

    by Mr. Darcy

    I awake and sense
    a warm wetness down below...

  • I was going to sit down and make a rhyme
    but it seems i can't keep thoughts in my mind...

  • My Grandmother (9)

    by Jessica

    As I stare
    At the lady...

  • Jack (9)

    by Kelsea

    A young man named Jack
    oh how he liked to...

  • Accidental like me (9)

    by Stephanie Naylor

    I'm a calamity.
    I have nothing smart to say...

  • No (9)

    by Imogen

    NOOOOO!
    Please no...

  • The Worst Student (9)

    by Kaitlyn

    I'm the worst girl in the class
    Who always makes the noise...

  • Eric's Eggplants (9)

    by RicaLo

    ***Say this five times fast***
    Eric's evil eggplants eats every elegant egg...

  • The beer scooter (9)

    by sun spots

    My brothers and i we now get on well,
    but we are not alike and we used to fight like...

  • Boys... (9)

    by jenae

    God made toys,
    And Then made boys...

  • TV Channels (9)

    by Gem

    Documentaries and Sport
    A channel full of History...