Funny poems

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  • A toast (9)

    by Pieman16

    When you moved onto my street,
    All I thought about was the day we’d meet...

  • Pie! (9)

    by Pieman16

    Pie
    My one true love...

  • Men Are Like... (9)

    by writer girl

    Men are like laxatives...they irritate the shit...
    men are like Bananas...the older they get, the...

  • Boys (9)

    by FAKE-is-the-new-trend

    Big butts and boobs thats all a guys looking for,
    and they'll like you more...

  • How I feel with PMS (9)

    by !*!Zoe!*!

    Oh, I hate this PMS,
    It hurts my back, it hurts my chest...

  • Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
    You help me see things through...

  • Homework Song (9)

    by Unknown2Thyself

    Homework, Oh homework,
    I hate you. you stink...

  • There is Time II (9)

    by Nookie

    I could sit around for all of time
    Making nothing but rhyme after rhyme...

  • So... Hot (resubmitted) (9)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Boy you think your so damn hot.
    Well I'm here to tell you that your not. Other...

  • O0ops (9)

    by punkgothgurl04

    He dumped me for the summer
    so he could fyuck around...

  • Eric's Eggplants (9)

    by RicaLo

    ***Say this five times fast***
    Eric's evil eggplants eats every elegant egg...

  • My heads getting all fizzy
    I'm starting to feel dizzy...