Funny poems

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  • Giving Head (9)

    by lostwithin

    Giving head is something I don`t do,
    You may like it ,but thats too bad for you...

  • A raccoon waking through the door.
    And stepped onto the hard wooden floor...

  • Bad Monday (8) 8

    by Maher

    Monday comes and the work alarm runs circles in my...
    I could swear the weekend stayed around no longer...

  • Babble (8) 3 HM

    by CRAFTY KEN

    Babble
    Is it a game like scrabble, or is it just a...

  • Piranha like pains spread
    Inside like hard rain...

  • White Drama! (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Oh my god, would you look at that!
    The sky just emptied with snow...

  • Blood Suckers (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Take your number and wait your turn
    Have something to do, there's time to burn...

  • The frustrations of being a female (8) 3

    by Beautiful Tragedy

    Don’t laugh at me but;
    One week of every month I absolutely hate being a...

  • Stroop! (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    I can't write in colour here
    But you'll know what I mean...

  • Murder Most Fowl (8) 4

    by Paul Hirst

    I admit it I did it I stilled her
    I picked up my axe and I killed her...

  • Canons,Blunderbusses and Dragons (8) 3

    by Vince Gullaci

    Hoist
    the Jolly Roger...

  • Honestly I am okay (8) 5

    by Michael

    I’m really out of breathe
    thinking about everything...