Funny poems

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  • Writer's Block.... (8) 2 HM

    by Dreamofolwin

    I'm trying to cure my writers block,
    I really need to pull up my socks...

  • My Siamese Cat (An Expanded Haiku) (8) 1

    by Khalid M Darwish

    My starving Siamese cat
    can chase either any flying bat...

  • 1.Ride the elavator up and down twenty times in a...
    2.Knock on someones door then run away.Stop...

  • Smile, Random, Chain Reaction: Boyfriend (8)

    by Ashes of a Black Rose aka Night Child

    (Meant to be read quickly)
    My boyfriend makes me daydream...

  • Chocolate...my saviour (8)

    by »«¤ß詤»«

    *this is for all the people who turned to...
    ha ha guess what...

  • Morning Routine (8) 1

    by Sean Dohr

    I wake up and I'm feeling drowsy,
    already assuming my day will be lousy...

  • Can I fool you? (8)

    by *Courtney*

    Mm,so hard to think
    I can't keep it to myself...

  • Canons,Blunderbusses and Dragons (8) 3

    by Vince Gullaci

    Hoist
    the Jolly Roger...

  • This Belt (8)

    by Pianist

    This belt I wear holds up my pants
    and comes off in one circumstance...

  • Thunk (8)

    by Tiffaney

    I thought a thought, but the thought I thought...
    If the thought I thought was the thought I thought...

  • Typical Male (8)

    by Jorga

    I got an angel sent from the sky, I thanked you 4...

  • Yankee doodle (8)

    by CheyChey

    Yankee doodle went to town
    riding on his mother...