I hate going to the dentist,
In fear of that stupid drill...
Do you know Jennifer Aniston?
I feel sorry for her...
I am a Harry Potter nerd.
Yes, I confess, it's true...
God knows why girls are not more like boys!
Girls think too much, and understand too little...
There is a spider in my bath
it's staring up at me...
Last night I partied
Came home late...
Have you ever had a day
When you couldn't spell at all...
Since you've been gone the house has been playing...
The door is tempermental and the windows are all a...
Cupid's little arrow, done hit me in the a**
I pulled it out, looked at it, then I threw it...
When you get that feeling down below
You cross your legs and start to dance...
I am the grim reaper
i reap you of your soul...
Two babies were falling from heaven to earth .
Both so tiny, pretty...