Funny poems

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  • Twist (6)

    by ForbiddenSnowflake

    Twist and turn, twirl and tuck,
    Turn when twist, tuck after twirl...

  • The Gay (Poem 3 of 3) (6)

    by DourParoxysm

    Strutting your stuff as you go on your way,
    At first glance people call you gay...

  • Sue's List. (6)

    by Just Keara

    There once was a girl, her name was Sue,
    And she had nothing at all to do...

  • He's Only Using You (6)

    by Mikelita Jean

    Can't you see he's only using you 2 get to me
    Are you blind...

  • You!!! (6)

    by frequent lover

    Poop
    shoot...

  • Cigars (6)

    by Veamm

    Cigars
    Fine sticks touch my lips...

  • Elmer rabbit was in a hurry
    Lost his fluffy cotton tail...

  • Little Lamb (6)

    by oNice

    Mary had a little lamb
    And tied him to a heater...

  • My special Jungle (6)

    by Mr. Darcy

    (8 words in every line)
    It was late when I got into bed...

  • The cats new clothes (6) 1

    by Kate Hicks

    My cat was asleep on the chair
    My daughter was combing it's hair...

  • This is dedicated to the memory of BOB.
    Bob was a happy bunny...

  • Diving for Pearl (6)

    by Tony

    "If you touch it again
    We'll no longer be friends&quot...