Funny poems

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  • I ate because I thought it was jello
    Lemon jello, such a friendly yellow...

  • Does Your Poetry Have Legs? (6) 4

    by CRAFTY KEN

    DOES YOUR POETRY HAVE LEGS?
    Yes, you can send it via email or snail mail, a...

  • Roses are red
    Blue is my cycle...

  • Truth About Females :) (6)

    by xx Danii xx

    We shave our legs
    we never have a wet dream...

  • Mac and Cheese (6)

    by Kayla

    The yummy taste of Mac and cheese,
    Is more than enough to please...

  • My Crush (6)

    by Priyanka

    Sitting for hours in the same stance
    waiting for him to glance...

  • Banana Skin (Senryu) (6)

    by Simon Hayes

    I fell on my butt
    Banana skin on the floor...

  • Phase Four--Fade Out (6)

    by Anna Stephens

    I stalk the aisles for a magic potion
    A mask, a cream, a wonder lotion...

  • Funny bunny (6)

    by LyDiA

    I'm a bunny
    Whose funny...

  • Barbie (6)

    by Twizzler

    Alright there is a guy and he was working REALLY...

  • Guys (6)

    by SpeCialLyTaLenTed

    Guys are cute, Guys are Hot
    I had a point but I forgot...

  • Girls Best Friend: boy wat do u have to say for...
    Boy: Im sorry....... NOT hahaha...