My best friend had a party about a year ago
To celebrate the birthday of her brand new beau...
Sister Sucy,
Went and stayed while she played...
Strutting your stuff as you go on your way,
At first glance people call you gay...
WHAT DOES YOUR HORSE THINK OF YOU?
I think I’ll ask my horse Whiskey, a spirited...
This poem i wrote when i was 12.
One night i found a hole...
I strut my stuff in my G String
I bang in my G string...
How many skips can the hip skip flipper flip...
The Jean Buying Disaster
Shopping has become an exercise in futility for me...
"If you touch it again
We'll no longer be friends"...
I wanna tease you all the time,
Just try to catch me when I'm running around...
1. Moo when they say your name
2. Pluck someone's hair out and yell...
You was playing him and dissing him
You wasn't treating him right...